Where Delilah Roars

Over the course of the season, like any normal football fan, I will be rating Stoke’s performances and dishing out a Giraffe and a Lemon for each match. Below is each player’s average rating for the season and who has been picking up the Giraffes and the Lemons:


Premier League

Player Apps Rating Goals Giraffes Lemons
Mystic Mark 24 6.50 1 1
Pieters 23 (0) 6.57 2 4
Allen 21 (2) 6.70 5 3
Shawcross 21 (0) 7.24 1 3
The Beast 21 (0) 7.19 1 2
Arnie 20 (0) 7.40 4 4 1
Glenda 18 (2) 6.80 1
Grant 18 (0) 7.00 1 1
Shaqiri 14 (0) 7.07 3 3
Charlie Boy 13 (4) 5.71 1 8
Johnson 13 (1) 7.43 2
Mame 10 (6) 6.31 1
Bardsley 10 (1) 7.09 1
Super Jon 9 (7) 6.31 2 1
Bony 9 (1) 6.30 2 1
Imbula 9 (2) 6.36 1
Two Meter Peter 8 (8) 6.50 4
Clumsy 7 (0) 6.14 1
Bojan 5 (4) 5.33 3 2
Given 5 (0) 6.80
Afellay 3 (4) 6.71 1 1
Muniesa 3 (2) 6.80 1
Wollschield 2 (0) 5.50 1
Ramadan 1 (6) 6.57
Ngoy 0 (5) 6.40
Berahino 0 (2) 6.50

Cups


 

Player Apps Rating Goals Giraffes Lemons
Mystic Mark 3 5.67
Shawcross 3 (0) 6.00
Arnie 3 (0) 6.67 1
Cameron 2 (0) 6.00
Allen 2 (1) 7.00
Pieters 2 (1) 5.67 1
Two Meter Peter 2 (0) 7.00 3 1
Lee Grant 2 (0) 5.00
Johnson 2 (0) 6.00
The Beast 2 (0) 6.00
Imbula 2 (0) 5.00
Charlie Boy 1 (2) 6.67
Ramadan 1 (1) 8.00 1
Given 1 (0) 6.00
Bardsley 1 (0) 8.00 1
Muniesa 1 (0) 6.00 1
Glenda 1 (0) 7.00
Super Jon 1 (0) 7.00
Bony 1 (0) 6.00
Bojan 1 (1) 5.00 1
Shaqiri 1 (0) 5.00
Affelay 1 (0) 7.00 1
Ngoy 0 (1) 6.00
Mame 0 (1) 7.00
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