Finally, my worst moment in football can be consigned to the scrap heap.
The time was the late eighties and I was playing for my Ladsanddads team when the ball was crossed to me as I stood less than a yard off the goal line. Seeing the ball float towards me I was already thinking of my goal celebration when somehow I managed to head the ball onto my own knee. Horrified I watched as the ball ballooned over the crossbar, much to the amusement of the opposing goalkeeper.
However, no longer will I be burdened with the knowledge I was responsible for the worse miss in footballing history thanks to this effort by Djuricic, a striker from Serbian side Lokomotiva:
So from one master of the impossible to another, thank you Djuricic